From the belovedDilly Dally Gooseline comes the Zero Honks Goose tee that’s all sass and no stress. Featuring a fearless goose riding a scooter and the funny phrase “Zero honks given y’all,” this shirt is for those who cruise through life with confidence and a little chaos.
It’s thick, structured, and soft—perfect for aimless adventures, laid-back days, or making a statement without saying a word. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for that lived-in feel, this unisex style heavyweight tee is breathable, durable, and ready to dilly-dally in style.
Product Specs:
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed for a vintage look • Relaxed fit for everyday comfort • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Terms and conditions
🚨 Order Issues & Returns Policy
We want you to love what you rock. If something’s off with your order—whether it’s misprinted, damaged, or defective—let us know within 30 days of receiving it so we can make it right.
If your package goes missing in transit, claims must be submitted within 30 days of the estimated delivery date.
🛠 Found a Problem?
If you spot an issue with your product or order, submit a problem report ASAP. We’ll review it and handle any errors on our end at no cost to you.
📦 Returns & Reshipments
Wrong Address: If the shipping address provided is incomplete or incorrect, the package may bounce back. Once we confirm an updated address, reshipment costs will be your responsibility.
Unclaimed Packages: If a shipment isn’t claimed and gets returned, you’ll be responsible for reshipping costs. Unclaimed returns are donated to charity after 30 days.
Customer-Initiated Returns: We don’t offer refunds for buyer’s remorse. Size exchanges or returns are up to your discretion and would require placing a new order at your expense.
